Chapter 3 - The Hostile Takeover

Olivia didn't move. In fact, she did something worse: she laughed.
It was a wet, brittle sound that echoed through the high timber rafters of my house. She walked out of the master bedroom, her cashmere slippers padding silently over the pine, and positioned herself directly in the center of the kitchen island.
"Jason," she said, her voice carrying clearly over the chatter of the lingering guests. "Call Mark. Tell him we need him to look over the emergency occupancy statutes for Ouray County."
I closed the bedroom door behind me and followed her. "What are you talking about?"
"You gave Mom a key," Olivia said, her jaw set, her arms crossed tight against her ribs. She wasn't playing the golden child anymore; she was playing the tenant with nothing left to lose. "Under Colorado law, Mom had permissive entry. She’s an authorized guest. And Mom invited us. We have possession of the property, Rebecca. You cannot unilaterally perform a self-help eviction in the state of Colorado during an active winter storm warning. You know that. You work in commercial insurance."
The room went dead again.
Aunt Carol, who had been trying to discreetly load small decorative pinecones into her designer handbag, froze. The two couples from Boulder exchanged glances, their eyes darting toward the entryway where their expensive Italian leather boots were piled like cordwood.
"Possession?" I asked, my blood running cold and thin like river water under ice.
"We have luggage here," Olivia said, pointing toward the guest room with her chin. "We have provisions. Jason purchased sixty pounds of groceries currently sitting in that sub-zero refrigerator. We have eight minor children currently upstairs asleep or playing on their iPads. You cannot turn twenty-six people out into ten-degree temperatures when the highway department has closed Highway 550. No judge in this state would uphold it. If you try to force us out, Jason will file an emergency injunction for unlawful detainer and tortious interference with business relations."
Jason puffed up beside her. He actually adjusted his watch—a heavy, gold Breitling that I happened to know was two payments behind based on a collection notice that had accidentally been routed to my office address during their last move.
"She’s right, Becca," Jason said, trying on a professional, conciliatory baritone that made my stomach turn. "We don't want to make this litigious. We’re family. Let’s just treat this as an executive retreat. We’ll pay you five thousand dollars for the week. Cash. We’ll sign an indemnity waiver on Monday morning when the title office opens. But you need to stand down. You’re distressing Diane, and you’re humiliating us in front of people who hold our financial future in their hands."
I looked at him. I looked at the grease stains on the untreated stone around my fireplace where someone had rested a plate of charcuterie. I looked at the scratches near the baseboard where their heavy Pelican cases had been dragged across the soft pine I had hand-planed with my dad’s number four bench plane.
"Five thousand dollars," I said.
"Cash," Jason repeated, nodding, thinking he had found my price. "Direct transfer. Venmo, Zelle, whatever you want. Right now."
"Jason," I said, "my mortgage on this house is paid in full. I don't have a note on it. Do you know why?"
He blinked, thrown off balance by the question.
"Because I sold my four-hundred-square-foot studio in Capitol Hill at the peak of the market," I told him, stepping past him to the utility closet beside the pantry. "I lived in a camper shell on the back of my truck behind a gravel pit in Montrose for fourteen months while the foundation was being poured. I ate canned chili cold with a plastic spoon so I wouldn't have to run the generator. You think five thousand dollars means anything to me?"
I opened the utility panel. Inside was the control unit for the four-ton geothermal heat pump system I had installed last October—a system that drew heat from six hundred feet into the granite beneath the ridge.
"What are you doing?" Olivia demanded, her voice suddenly losing its legal posture.
"I’m checking the breakers," I said. "You’re right, Olivia. Under Colorado Revised Statutes, Section 38-12-503, a landlord cannot intentionally diminish utilities to force a tenant out. But I’m not a landlord. And you’re not a tenant. You have no lease, no written agreement, and you obtained entry by conversion of an emergency key given to a third party."
I didn't touch the breakers. I reached up to the high shelf behind the junction box and pulled down the black steel lockbox where I kept the emergency satellite transponder and my private papers.
"Becca, don't do this," Diane wailed, coming out of the bedroom, clutching her chest with both hands. "My heart... you're going to kill me with this stress! My blood pressure is through the roof!"
"Your blood pressure was fine when you let them load five cases of wine into the trunk this morning, Mom," I said.
I unlocked the box with the small brass key on my truck ring. I pulled out a heavy, red-stamped card. It wasn't the deed. It was the private business card of Sean Crawford.
Sean wasn't just the county sheriff. He was the man whose twelve-year-old son I had pulled out of an irrigation ditch two miles north of Ridgway when his snowmobile went through the crust three winters ago. He was the man who had helped me hoist the ridge beam on this very house when the crane operator’s hydraulic line blew in a fifty-mile-an-hour wind.
I walked over to the kitchen landline—the only copper wire that still worked when the cell towers on top of Mount Sneffels were iced over.
May you like
I picked up the receiver and dialed Sean’s direct line.
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